“The most banal and insipid collection of writings that I have ever had the misfortune to stumble across” -Jeremy Paxman

“You don’t want to hear the messages he left on Vanessa Feltz’s answerphone” –The News of the World

“He was always smart, even when he was little. And so handsome! I’m very proud of him starting up his own website on the e-web. Was that the sort of thing you were wanting? Now get downstairs, your dinner is ready.” -Mother

“Is he the next Charlie Brooker? Fuck no.” -Charlie Brooker, The Guardian

“Get a job.” -Father


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